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    "Double Up On The Dawg"  Parental Advisorygenre: General Comedy
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    Good use of sampling in addition to good comic timing and poignant lyrics.
    CD: The Dog Was Asking For It   Label: Grenadine and Salt Packets of America
    Credits: John Ronzani and the creator of the theme for Night Rider

    Story Behind the Song
    This song was created by accident. The Greasy Eyetalian, better known as John Ronzani from Lake Forest, Illinois, was talking to random people on AOL Instant Messenger when a friend of The Greasy Eyetalian's brother told him a joke (supposedly very unfunny). Anyhow, The Greasy Eyetalian responded with a "better joke" trying to frighten this young girl, which admitedly he says is unfunny. He used it because it is stupid and people are amused by people making asses of themselves.

    Lyrics
    This joke starts in 5...4...3....2....1

    Well you see there was this black dude
    His name was Elijah
    And then there was this white dude
    Named Steve...THE BEAV!

    So Elijah says to Steve,
    "Hey there my white friend. Do you see that German Shephard over yonder?"

    "Why yes my neeger buddy, he's got such a beautiful behind!"

    So Elijah says,
    "Between my fifteen inches, and your two point five, that makes seventeen point five..inches...OF COCK, that we can ram...up the dogs caboose."

    "Good call you African American dog raper!"

    So they raped the German Shephard
    And they gave it a new nickname...
    DOG RAPEE!

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    Good One!

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