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	Just who is this Stu Wanker? I dunno.
	Credits: Stu Wanker
	Story Behind the Song This song is all about me! Tee hee! (Yes, I know, I use computer-generated speech in my songs way too much.) Lyrics Hello I am Stu Wanker I was sent here to bring you the uncanny beat Listen to my music and you will want to eat your own feet Eight years ago my home planet was destroyed and I was forced to escape in a large cucumber I crashed in Brighton and met the king of the breakbeat himself, Mister Fatboy Slim, God bless his soul I became his protoge, he showed me the way of the drum, and then I ate him I shat him out and my music was the result My music is beautiful It is meant to instill masturbation in the minds of small children It causes tartar, gingivitis, and spontaneous ejaculation If you listen to it backwards, you will hear Elton John songs Ladies and young boys, please pull your pants down Thank you [appluase]

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