"Where the beers on tap"  Parental Advisory genre: Alternative General
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	A funky-rockadelic song that will make you stay clear of a small town bar.
	CD: Model B protege   Label: SOH Credits: Tubar Momar
	Story Behind the Song I spent twenty-three years of my life in a small town (Chisholm) and two years drinking in a small town bar. But it only took one dream after a night of drinking to come up with this song. The Chisholm Anthem tells the story of a lady who lives two lifes socially and mentallyshes an at home mom with an afternoon drinking problem. She meets a greasy slim ball/ bar trash type and falls in love. Once the two meet they instantly become sexually attracted to each other and need to express it right that at the bar and in front of the localsincluding me. To my surprise, the locals love the sexual display and even get off on itMost importantly it turns one local into a homosexual who is obsessed with my ass. I fight the evil redneck homosexual off and find out that the past blue ribbon beer everyone was drinking was lacedand turning the locals into nymph homosexuals. Some say the song is actually loaded with metaphor and it doesnt mean anything about a homosexual redneck zombie. Lyrics Lady temperamental skips breakfast continental for a drink at the local saloon A mother in the morning but her morning gets boring so shes off by the click of noon Her mouths on the stout like flies on shit if im recalling her beer bonging was a quite legit She says Me love you long time I sit on your lap, her hand went to my crack I jolted with expression and yelled get back Ohh that girls on crack Her elbow jabbed in my sac There is also a guy whos Mr. Barfly with denim on the sleeves of his pearly white ts He picks up his glass to gather some ass hes looking for a women who would never ask Is this the one for me my knight in fantasy All slimy and stinky hes not in my dreams Hes pissing on the bar Hes pissing on the bar I better leave this bar and get into my car And she says Ohh real mature But hes cute in that slimy way Maybe I shouldnt drive away And just turn around stay May be he likes it the kinky hot wax nipple twisting way Lady temperament and the pisser collide, converging as their merging into one big bar fly The rest of the bar they all can relax until their eyes catch the barflies on their backs Its dirty to me but the rest would agree, its better entertainment then we see on TV It was worst then nudity the bars in harmony it was two spawns of satin from another galaxy I rushed to the floor to see no more then I felt this rush I never felt before my eyes got big my mouth got wide ohh my god I just got but fucked from behind I looked to my back, I slapped him in fact, I left the bar running never to comeback To a perfect small town were the life is worth living and the beers on tap Pabst blue ribbon (crying) wait let me compose myself So the moral of the story is dont get horny and never have your eyes on my ass In a bar or in a car I dont care were you are just know im straight I dont care if u are in a perfect small town were the life is worth living and the beers on tap Pabst blue ribbon in a perfect small town were the life is worth living and the beers on tap Pabst blue ribbon

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