Story Behind the Song
The song was ill conceived, poorly executed,
and we have already wasted more than 10 seconds of your life by getting you to read
this.
Lyrics
A PIECE OF STRING WALKS INTO A BAR AND
SAYS, "I'D LIKE A DRINK PLEASE!"
THE BARTENDER SAYS, "NO WAY, YOU'RE JUST
A PIECE OF STRING!"
THE PIECE OF STRING LEAVES, DEJECTED,
AND HIS FRIEND SAYS, "WHAT'S WRONG?"
"I CAN'T GET A DRINK AT THE BAR...."
"I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT," SAYS
HIS FRIEND. THE OTHER PIECE OF STRING ROLLS
HIMSELF UP IN A BALL AND TOUSLES HIS HAIR.
THEY GO INTO THE BAR AND ASK FOR A
DRINK. THE BARTENDER SAYS, "WAIT A MINUTE AREN'T YOU A PIECE OF STRING?"
THE PIECE OF STRING REPLIES, "NO, I'M
A FRAYED KNOT..."
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