"Just Try and Escape (Dominatrix Song)" genre: General Comedy
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	Parody of the Rupert Holmes song "Escape, The Pina Colada Song", about a man who reads a personals ad from a dominatrix.
	MP3.com CD: Robomusic - buy it! Credits: Lyrics: David Tiberio; Vocals: Steve Grisham
	Story Behind the Song This is a parody of the Rupert Holmes song "Escape, The Pina Coloda Song". In my version, I though it would be funny if the personals ad were for a dominatrix. - I was tired of my woman, we'd been together a week This first line is showing that the guy is kinda dumb, since he only knew her for a week. He has no depth to his relationships. - She's as dull as a wood peg, and she looked like a geek - So while she slept on the sofa, I read the Village Voice She is sleeping on the sofa because he looks down upon her. The Village Voice refers to the free risque New York City newspaper. - I read personals ads, then I made my choice - Met at a bar on St Mark's Street, I waited in the back St Mark's Street is 8th Street in New York City, in the East Village area. Here you will find numerous leather shops, tattoo parlors, clubs, etc. I would say about half of the people walking on the street in this area are wearing leather and tattoos. - I saw her off in the distance, I recognize her rack - It was my old homey woman, and she said "what luck" - And we laughed for a second, and I said "let's go and smoke" Obviously the "let's go and smoke" line was thrown in to imply that he might say something else. The original version had him offering her a beer. Lyrics I was tired of my woman, we'd been together a week She's as dull as a wood peg, and she looked like a geek So while she slept on the sofa, I read the Village Voice I read personals ads, then I made my choice "If you like wearing lots of leather, and being tied down with chains If you don't mind some torture, and withstand lots of pain If you like serving your master, in the dungeon I have made I'm the mistress you've looked for, you just try and escape" I didn't think about my woman, she just can't please me Cause me and my women, never act out my fantasy So I called the Village Voice, took out a personal ad I don't want one in a power suit, I want one scantily clad "Yes I like wearing a neck brace, and using sexual toys. I think I need a good spanking, cause I've been a bad boy If you put on your high heels, I'll be down on my knees And if you use cat 'o nine tails, I'll be begging you please" Met at a bar on St Mark's Street, I waited in the back I saw her off in the distance, I recognize her rack It was my old homey woman, and she said "what luck" And we laughed for a second, and I said "let's go and smoke" "So you like wearing a garter, and forcing me to strip Tie me up with your nylons, and hit me with your whip. You can chain me to the bed post, and cover me with duct tape You'll be my dominatrix, and I'll try to escape" "So you like wearing a garter, and forcing me to strip Tie me up with your nylons, and hit me with your whip. You can chain me to the bed post, and cover me with duct tape You'll be my dominatrix, and I'll try to escape"

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