"Top 10 Reasons You are a CDL" genre: Self-Help
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	Story Behind the Song Yes, you are a College Dorm Loser! Ten reasons why: 10. You prefer to use FebrezeŽ over doing laundry 9. You're always late to class...correction... you never go to class 8. Your America Online instant messenger buddylist is full 7. You survive off instant noodles and water 6. Your hardrive is full of MP3s 5. You don't know where the library is and there are 8 of them on campus 4. You instant message your roomate even though they're right behind you 3. You double lock your door so your roomate won't catch you masturbating 2. You still have all the condoms your RA gave you and the ones you did use were turned into balloons 1. The only people that call you are your mom and dad Lyrics 10. You prefer to use FebrezeŽ over doing laundry 9. You're always late to class...correction... you never go to class 8. Your America Online instant messenger buddylist is full 7. You survive off instant noodles and water 6. Your hardrive is full of MP3s 5. You don't know where the library is and there are 8 of them on campus 4. You instant message your roomate even though they're right behind you 3. You double lock your door so your roomate won't catch you masturbating 2. You still have all the condoms your RA gave you and the ones you did use were turned into balloons 1. The only people that call you are your mom and dad

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