"Shampoo Horn"  Parental Advisory genre: Acoustic
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	A simple song about the love between a man and his brother. Check out lybians.50megs.com
	Credits: Lybians
	Story Behind the Song This started as a joke with one of our friends. We said that he had a "special relationship" with his brother, involving a shampoo horn. As usual we took it too far and it ended up as a song. This song is about the same guy as Erik Van Halen. It's all in good fun. FYI, a shampoo horn is the spike you make on the front of your head in the shower. You know you've made one before. Lyrics I have something to confess I have to get it off my chest I dont know just how to say it Cause I know I cant explain it Its this thing I do with my bro Its a secret no one knows At night the door is shut And I stick my shampoo horn up his butt Chorus Shampoo Horn A spike made out of hair Shampoo Horn Inserted in your butt with care Shampoo Horn Pushed in from above A Shampoo Horn To show my love I take my time in the shower A proper horn might take an hour Do it right, with lots of shampoo Get it nice and pointy for you Lets turn out the lights Im going to rock your world tonight Well take it nice and slow Up your ass my horn will go Chorus Pert Plus does the job Until your butt begins to throb Suave does the trick But it goes on way too thick Herbal Essence works all right But it droops by the end of the night For the real shampoo horn pro Head and shoulders is the way to go I hope I dont seem strange Sick, twisted or deranged But when its love I have in mind He gets a shampoo horn from behind My brother and I think its fun When I stick it right between his buns To me nothing says I love you Like a horn made of shampoo

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