"White Boys From New Jersey" genre: General Comedy
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	Two talented professional musicians from New Jersey introduce themselves.
	MP3.com CD: Let The Listener Beware - buy it! CD: Let The Listener Beware   Label: ZFD Productions Credits: White Boys From New Jersey (3:39) - Words and Music by Paul Nahay & John Sawoski, © 1993 MILLION OAKS MUSIC (ASCAP) AND (P) 1993 ZFD PRODUCTIONS. Produced and Arranged by John Sawoski & Paul Nahay. Male Rap Vocals: Paul Nahay & John Sawoski. Female Vocals: Rozlyn Sorrell. Keyboards: John Sawoski & Paul Nahay. Percussion: Bob Moore. Electric Guitar: Joe Milton. Electric Bass: Adrian Rosen. Recorded in Hollywood, California, 1993. ZFD Productions, P.O. Box 7060, Beverly Hills, CA 90212
	Lyrics White Boys From New Jersey Words & Music by Paul Nahay & John Sawoski BOTH: We're White Boys, from New Jersey! PAUL: Yo, chill out while we tell you 'bout the two of us JOHN: No, our names aren't Mortimer, Clyde, or Gus, I'm John PAUL: I'm Paul, sort of a Beatles situation, Except we're of Hungarian JOHN: And Polish BOTH: derivation. JOHN: I was born in '62 PAUL: Me in 1958 BOTH: And we both grew up in the Garden State PAUL: But don't be givin' us no Turnpike crap JOHN: Yeah, Jersey means so much more than that... to us BOTH: White Boys, from New Jersey/ White Boys, White Boys from New Jersey! PAUL: So whats the scoop, white boy? JOHN: Did you know that New Jersey has the densest population and more Superfund sites than any state in the nation? PAUL: Why, of COURSE I did! What, you think I'm some FOOL? That's the FIRST thing they taught us back in nursery school! JOHN: Yet we didn't know each other in our youth, PAUL: Not to my knowledge, though I heard you play piano down at Glassboro State College. **** (Grieg Concerto Theme) **** JOHN: But we really met when I was in your class at Stanford U. PAUL: And you wrote a song that made me laugh so hard, I spewed, it was Full of ref'rences to every style of music, so I Said "You've got the talent - now get out of here and use it", you BOTH: White Boy, from New Jersey/ White Boy, White Boy from New Jersey! GIRLS: Oh, you White Boy - Talented White Boy... from New Jersey! PAUL: Then you moved out to L.A. JOHN: And you to Washington, D.C. BOTH: And we began collaborating via AT&T. PAUL: We talked about the projects that we wanted to do next JOHN: Although our conversations always ended up about sex PAUL: Well, whatd you expect? Were studly dudes JOHN: We like to party hardy PAUL: Yeah, BOTH: Were no prudes !!! JOHN: So when the breathin gets heavy PAUL: And the lights start dimmin', BOTH: Sorry, gay guys, but... we do women PAUL: like BOTH: White Boys, from New Jersey/ White Boys, White Boys from New Jersey! GIRLS: Oh, you White Boys! Love them White Boys... from New Jersey! PAUL: Now, we're tryin' to break into this crazy showbiz You played the Beverly Wilshire JOHN: Don't forget you played "Les Miz", but whereas Others may aspire to their "Master of Arts" BOTH: We want to make it big by rappin' to the top o the charts JOHN: We crave the fame and fortune, and the fringes it will bring PAUL: Like having Michael and Madonna phoning US for songs to sing JOHN: We'll have bikinied babes around us PAUL: Summer JOHN: Winter PAUL: Spring JOHN: And fall BOTH: Pretty good for two white guys JOHN: Jumpin John PAUL: And Pumpin Paul, JOHN: Your basic BOTH: White Boys, from New Jersey/ White Boys, White Boys from New Jersey! GIRLS: Oh, you White Boys - Gotta have White Boys... JOHN: Solo time. **** (Bach) **** PAUL: No way..... **** (Mozart) **** PAUL: Yeh right.... **** (Chopin) **** PAUL: Bogus..... **** (Modern) **** PAUL: Slammin....**** (Modern) **** JOHN: Were so white!!! PAUL: Every now and then, even WE wish we were black JOHN: So the world would take us seriously when we rap PAUL: We've even contemplated certain surgical procedures That would darken and extend our anatomical features JOHN: But after considerable consideration We've decided against such cosmetic alterations PAUL: 'Cause no matter where we live, how we talk, or what we do JOHN: We simply cant help it, were just too BOTH: White Boys, from New Jersey/ White Boys, White Boys from New Jersey! We're White Boys, from New Jersey White Boys, White Boys from New Jersey! GIRLS: Oh, you White Boys/Gimme a White Boy... from New Jersey! Love them White Boys/Do it with White Boys... from New Jersey! JOHN: (Spoken) Boy, Im hungry. PAUL: (Spoken) Wanna go to donut king? JOHN: (Spoken) How bout Bobs House of Lard? PAUL: (Spoken) Yeh, you only live once. © & (P) 1994 John Sawoski & Paul Nahay, P.O. Box 7060, Beverly Hills, CA 90212

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