Story Behind the Song
i said "you're getting nutty nutty there poopgravel man." that's how it started, jackass.
Lyrics
are we ready? yeah
uhhh..yeah
dirt yeah yeah dirt
you're getting nutty nutty there poopgravel man
pooping up the gravel like a gravel man can
eating up the shit like a gerbil-faced van
it'll make a mess when it all hits the fan
(a big broken fan..an oceloting fan)
mister poopgravel was a french-chinese man
he liked to eat cheese fries straight from the can
he flew around town like a gay peter pan
taking care of business like a gravel man can
(can can, he can..uhhh..)
one day he was thirsty so he drank some ice
it made him all tingly and he said, "that's nice"
now he keeps a cooler in his gravel man van
taking care of business like a gravel man can
(scroll down..uh, uh)
in the afternoon he likes to go to the zoo
he likes the watch the monkeys throw their big monkey poo
then he got shit on by an orange toucan
so he sought refuge in his gravel man van
(you hit the microphone don't do it again)
(doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie)
once long ago gravel man had a car
it was very quaint but it wouldn't take him far
so he went to the dealership with money in his hand (ass)
he put a downpayment on his gravel man van
(in his gravel man van man van van man)
once last week he decided to go fishing
but as it started raining it really had him wishing
that he brought his huge umbrella that is yellow orange and tan
but alas he had forgot it in the gravel man van
(man..gravel man van man van man man)
(yeah dog)
once gravel man was out looking for a missus
he found (yeah dog!) the perfect lady and after many kisses
he called up the preacher and he called the best man
they had the ceremony in the gravel man van
(they do everything in the gravel man van)
(everything..butter)
so they went on their honeymoon which naturally was wild
soon they found mrs. gravel man was gonna have a child
she ended up with triplets named skippy, fred, and stan
they were all delivered in the gravel man van
(thirty minutes or free)
(yeah dog)
when skippy was a teenager he made a little bet
he scarfed down twenty pizzas but he wasn't quite through yet
he ate ten bagel pizzahauffas settafezzahettatetta
haussamassawassamassahattawattahattawater!
(in the gravel man van!)
(we'll edit that out later..wait do that one again)
when skippy was a teenager he made a little bet
he scarfed down twenty pizzas but he wasn't quite through yet
he ate ten big 'ol pizzas straight from pan
then he barfed them all up in the gravel man van
(then he barfed them up in the gravel man van)
(whoo-oo whoo-oo.. BLUMP)
mister poopgravel, mister poopgravel man
taking care of business like a gravel man can
mister poopgravel, mister poopgravel man
if you don't like him you can say, "hot damn"
(hot damn! [x6])
mister poopgravel, mister poopgravel man
taking care of business like a gravel man can
mister poopgravel, mister poopgravel man
if you don't like him you can say, "hot damn"
i shit myself
butter is a horse
huuh-huh huh, huuh-huh huh (cartoooooon walrus!), huuh-huh huh, huuh-huh huh (we're done..cartoon walrus?)
we're done-done, we're cartoon walrus bludda bludda!
ow, shit (shit) (shit)
[scream] ah! what was that noise?
are we done or..?
i need butter on everything, porn tomato
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