"Fat Girl on my Knee" genre: General Comedy
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	Young man at the disco beware! (P.S.Sounds best on Hi-Fi play or Download. On Lo-Fi it's hard to hear the words.)
	Credits: The Metal Pixies
	Story Behind the Song I guess anyone can make a mistake when they've had a few drinks.... Lyrics Fat Girl on My Knee Pixie at the night club Last Saturday night I thought I'd try to pull a babe Or maybe start a fight I was sporting my tight trousers And my best dance routine I was sexy, I was funky A real pixie sex machine Then across the dance floor I saw a tasty chick To my delight she winked at me So I winked back real quick I started moving up to her Hypn-o-tised by her smile Her pretty face was gorgeous And I danced with her a while Then we got to talking So I bought her a few drinks We were having so much fun that night I didn't stop to think I told her that I fancied her She said she fancied me But it all went horribly wrong When she sat on my knee Girl with a large bottom Sitting on my knee I thought that I would like it But I am in agony Face pressed in her cleavage Feels good, but I can't breathe My eyeballs pop out of my head When she gives me a squeeze Fat girl sat upon the lap Of small guy who is me It's hard to be a sex god When you're only two foot three Shes moving to the music My bones begin to bend If my legs pop out their sockets Then I fear theyll never mend Im choking on her perfume Its like formaldehyde Her jewellery looks pretty But it's puncturing my hide. Pixie should have told the girl To get her rump off me Too late Ive got four fractures And I'm rushed to casualty She told me she was sorry But its too late for that There should be danger warnings Clearly marked on girls that fat Lying in ward 54 In hospital bed three Next time I'll wear steel armour If a fat girl fancies me Chorus Something's going down You gotta dance with her Huh!

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