Lyrics
I'm addicted to sugar,
I'm addicted to salt
I'm addicted to eating
And it's all your fault
I'm addicted to gambling
And addicted to sex
I can't stop smoking
And I write bad checks
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the world
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the system
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of my problems
Haven't licked 'em, let me list 'em
I'm a codependent child of an alcoholic dad
Everyone is out to get me
And my dreams are always bad
I've been mentally molested
And verbally abused
Need a 12-step program
For all the guys I've used
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the world
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the system
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of my problems
If I'd kicked 'em, I'd have missed 'em
I need therapy
Somebody owes me
Where's my apology?
Gimmee gimmee gimmee!
I'm obsessive-compulsive
Have a psychopathic mom
But she fed me too much pizza
So I'm building me a bomb
And as per my manifesto
Since the boss is such a jerk
I'll go grab my big machine gun
Blow 'em all away at work!
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the world
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the system
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of my problems
Haven't licked 'em, let me list 'em
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the world
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of the system
I'm a victim, I'm a victim of my problems
If I'd kicked 'em, I'd have missed 'em
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