"Have A Technical Christmas !!" genre: General Comedy
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	Geekly fun for Everyone ! Ho-ho-ho !! This has all the "buzzwords" from LAN to SQL.
	Story Behind the Song I put this together as a holiday gift to my office colleagues (being a Headhunter, aka Technical Recruiter for my current "day job"). Recorded with MIDI and Band-In-A-Box (thanks, Peter Gannon!...) Digital audio recorded on NT workstation with SAWPro. Lyrics Have a Technical Christmas! Well, have a Technical Christmas, . from our e-home to you. We all have Technical Christmas, . it's on the home page too. The Christmas tree is on the LAN, . next year it joins the WAN. and when weve Ho-Ho'd em . from our cable modem, a Technical Christmas to you. This year we put our tree of lights . up on the new Webcam. We'll know when Santa leaves the gifts, . or just watch our kitty, Sam. The video is captured to . a hard drive in the back. We added it to one of 10 . computers in the rack. The 12-year old was cracking all . the passwords in my bag to check out gifts from Amazon . with his name on the tag. He covered signs of entry with . electric reindeer tracks, but left a message on the screen . saying 'You've had multiple hacks!' Well, have a Technical Christmas, . from our e-home to you. We all have Technical Christmas, . it's on the home page too. My shopping list is on the Palm, . the backup's still to do. The sound card we install . is subject to recall, a Technical Christmas to you. The server runs on LINUX, . the printers through Novell. The apps are under Win NT, . they all wish you Nowell! We just installed a router, . and helped your Cisco stock. Tonight while you assemble bikes, . I'll try to over-clock. The house is all on timers, . controlled from in VB. The DLL's theyre run on . were coded up in C. The java in the kitchen . is Maxwell House, not SUN. but while the data's perking, . we'll have some SQL fun. Well, have a Technical Christmas, . from our e-home to you. We all have Technical Christmas, . it's on the home page too. Just got my new domain address, . a new host coming through. Don't need sweet confection, . just IP connection, a Technical Christmas to you. I just put up the firewall, . and safe it ought to keep us from 9 year olds and foreign lands, . where folks would crack and BLEEP us. The master driver for all this . is not that elf St. Nick, Its scripted up in Perl, . hacked to trigger with right-click. Our site is up in XML, . with SQL in behind. It's all Cascading Style Sheets, . that's best for us, we find. We found a scrolling JavaScript . to animate the greetings and added in a WAV we made, . that sounds like reindeer bleatings. Well, have a Technical Christmas, . from our e-home to you. We all have Technical Christmas, . it's on the home page too. The new sites just been FTP'd, . the URL gets through. and when weve Ho-Ho'd em . from our cable modem, the laughing is hearty . at our virtual party, the gift I got Hector . is a pocket protector! a Technical Christmas to you! ©2000 by Marc Apfelstadt, all rights reserved

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