"The 12 Days of Christmas, NOT" genre: General Comedy
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	Hear "The 12 Days of Christmas" in a whole new way. The Chads perform a wacky parody about Election 2000 sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas." The song "recounts" the highs and lows of this bizarre saga. Lots of fun sound effects and sentiments such as"Kiss my dimpled chad." CHECK IT OUT. GUARANTEED TO PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!
	CD: The 14 Days of the Election   Label: Sweat Equity Records Credits: Derek Ewell & Jenny Watters
	Story Behind the Song This election is bizarre and fascinating. We felt inspired by all the twists and turns to come up with a parody. "The 12 Days of Christmas" provided the perfect melody and structure to hit the high points or low points,depending on your point of view, of Election 2000. Lyrics On the first day of the election, the networks gave to me, A great big controversy. On the second day of the election, Florida gave to me, whining candidates And a great big controversy. On the third day of the election, Florida gave to me, 20,000 pissed-off voters, And a test of democracy. On the fourth day of the election, Palm Beach gave to me,archaic butterfly ballots, And a test of democracy. On the fifth day of the election, Al Gore gave to me, 5 hand recounts, Archaic butterfly ballots, 20,000 pissed-off voters whining candidates And a great big controversy. On the sixth day of the election, Florida gave to me, votes for Pat Buchannon? And a great big controversy. On the seventh day of the election, Katharine Harris said, "Get them here on time," Votes for Pat Buchannon And Bush claims victory. On the eighth day of the election, Florida gave to me, 8 courts-a-ruling, And Bush claims victory. On the 9th day of the election, Florida gave to me, military ballots, And a great big controversy. On the 10th day of the election, Florida gave to me, 10,000 pregnant chads, What!? 10,000 pregnant chads, Huh!? 10,000 pregnant chads, And a great big controversy. On the 11th day of the election, candidates gave to me, 11 days of spinning, and a great big controversy. On the 12th day of the election, the networks gave to me, 12 12 12,000 hours of coverage, And a great big controversy. On the 13th day of the election, George Bush said to me, "Kiss My Dimpled Chad." And still no winner of the presidency. On the 14th day of the election, the state supreme court ruled, "Count those #@*% ballots." Kiss my dimpled chad 12,000 hours of coverage 11 days of spinning 10,000 pregnant chads military ballots 8 courts-a-ruling Get them here on time Votes for Buchannon 5 hand recounts Archaic butterfly ballots 20,000 pissed-off voters Whining candidates And a Ryder truck to Tallahassee, And still no winner of the presidency.

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