"Orlando Furioso IS Saint Peter" genre: Spoken Word
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	When I performed this I was NOT Saint Peter. I was NOT Saint Peter because there IS no Saint Peter. Or rather, the only Saint Peter that ever was - and ever will be - is between your legs. In other words, I was Saint PENIS when I performed this. And guess what? That’s the only Saint that ever existed. So make friends with him. Who knows? Maybe he’ll spit a new commandment.
	CD: The Unshoeing of The Ass   Label: Sacrum Torch Credits: Created by Orlando Furioso (excerpted from his one-man show of the same name, performed in the five-star Admiral Lounge in the Reno International Airport)
	Story Behind the Song The airport lacked air conditioning. Then why was it not called the "humidport", you ask? It was run by half-men.

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