"The Internet Song" genre: General Comedy
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	Dedicated, of course, to the very medium that makes all this possible...
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	Story Behind the Song Given the popularity of the internet, I was surprised at how few songs really dealt with it. I penned this tribute to another milestone of American ingenuity. Lyrics The Internet Song (c) 1999 by Joe Kretschmer, ASCAP I live in America where I'm free. I got shopping malls and liberty, Rock 'n roll and democracy, And the internet on my PC. [Chorus] G D / A7 D // Oh, the internet, the internet. Best darn thing since the alphabet. Learn lots of things that you'll soon forget. And have sex with people that you've never met. Oh, the internet's the place to be, It's oh-so-hip and it's so trendy. Starin' at a monitor is nothing, you see Like staying at home and watching TV. [Chorus] Use a PC or a Mac, You email me and I'll mail you back! Now and then you can try a hack, To replace the life that you surely lack. [Chorus] Bridge: G A /// [walk up to D after last line] Spend twenty dollars every month without fail, Then go surf the Web to see what's on sale, Join America Online and hear that man say "You've got mail!" Meet the woman of your dreams, Who isn't always what she seems. What a surprise when she turns out to be A teen-age boy from Schenectady. [Chorus]

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