Story Behind the Song
About a bloke we know who lives in Arbroath and will shag anything with a skirt - every town has a Charlie McQueen.
Lyrics
Charlie McQueen
Charlie McQueen , was in our fitba team,
And after the game we’d share a lager,
Now he played centre half & was always good for a laugh,
And most of the boys would call him shagger.
You might guess, how he got his name,
Cos shagging hounds, was his claim to fame,
And with a twinkle in his eyes,
You’d hear his battle cry,
"Aim low to avoid disappointment"
"Aim low to avoid disappointment"
As a service to the rest, he’d never shag the best,
He always went for some demented cripple,
But the worst one of all, was as wide as she was tall,
The only bird in Dundee with 3 nipples.
Now after that most grown men would cry,
But Charlie thought it was a source of pride,
Cos with a twinkle in his eyes,
You’d hear his battle cry,
"Aim low to avoid disappointment"
"Aim low to avoid disappointment"
Large, fat and small, he would shag them all,
Christ some of them were honking,
Always in a clench with some hideous ugly wench,
You couldn’t stop stop Charlie from bonking.
But it’ll be the worst day of your life,
When you catch him in the bedroom with your wife,
And with a twinkle in his eyes,
You’d hear his battle cry,
"Aim low to avoid disappointment"
"Aim low to avoid disappointment"
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