"I Taught Hal (how to go to the bathroom)"  Parental Advisory genre: Punk
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	The title pretty much says it all, duh.
	CD: The Best & Worst of Buck Naked Karate Girls   Label: Poo Poo Records
	Story Behind the Song There really is no story behind this song. I was just really stoned and thought it up in about 5 minutes. Lyrics When I met Hal Spector He didn't know what to do When ever he got the urge To piss or take a poo I taught Hal really good I taught Hal really well Now Hal's pants are dry and they don't smell! I taught him how to read I taught him how to write But nothing was as difficult As teaching Hal to wipe He learned how to pee sitting first And then he learned to pee standing up I made that boy practice for hours And now he can fill up a cup! When ever Hal's hanging out He tells his friends about me How I can teach anyone That didn't know how to pee I taught Hal for nothing That's right, I taught him for free If your a little bit broke Maybe you should come and see me cause I taught Hal how to go to the bathroom! I taught Hal how to go to the bathroom!

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