"I'm Spending Christmas in the Slammer" genre: Seasonal/Holiday
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	A funny song about someone who ends up locked up for no reason, at Christmas time. Written by Al Babyok.
	CD: Christmas Wishes for Brightside   Label: Wales Tales Records Credits: Music and Vocals: Al Babyok
	Story Behind the Song No. I've never actually been in the slammer, at Christmas time, or any other time, but perhaps you can appreciate, as I do, the humor of this situation. Lyrics I'm Spending Christmas in the Slammer (c) 2000 Wales Tales Music A week ago I passed through this small town I went inside the bar and then sat down A pretty girl said "Hi", And asked me if I'd buy So I told her yes and ordered up a round She never, ever told me that her dad Was a man who wore a gun and carried a badge He walked into the bar, And flashed his sheriff's star He said "Mister you done made me real mad" Now I'm spending Christmas in the slammer Trapped inside a jail in Alabama I'm innocent you know, but he won't let me go So I'm spending Christmas in the slammer I asked him what I did and he got quiet He told me that I tried to start a riot I said "It's just me and you" , He said "It don't take no more than two" "Tell it to the Judge, maybe he'll buy it" I asked him when the county judge Could see me I said "You know that tomorrow's Christmas eve" He said "I'll buy a tree, On the bars I'll hang a wreath 'Cause the county judge is off Until next week"

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