Lyrics
If I had a girl, I'd call her anytime
I'd scrub up my best tatoos, and let my rotten molars shine
Yeah If I had a girl, I'd show her a real good time
I'd show her a moon bow, and drink her drunk till she begged to be mine
She'd take it all but my innocence,
I lost that in some convent
It was under a pew and she wouldn't quit
I barely got out with my skin, my sin, my skin, my sin ...
If I had a girl I'd guard her from the incubus
I'd sleep at her feet
and when he came around I'd bark like a mutt
Yeah if I had a girl, she'd make me a pegasus
When I pulled the snakes from her hair and dragged the blood across my lips
She'd take it all but my innocence
I lost that in some laundrymat
It was hotter than hell but she wouldn't quit
i barely got out with my skin, my sin, my skin, my sin..
I see her crawin around outside
hidin' in the bushes, peakin in the windows
I hear her comin she goes Boom!
Yeah you know, yeah you know,
Everybody knows everywhere she goes
She's the kind, unkind, the kind that goes Boom!
I'll tell you what she said and she said it again
I'll tell you what she said and she said it again
One last time one last time now Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
If I had a girl, I'd pick up this filthy house
I'd put up my wooden dolls
and pick the splinters out of my mother fuckin' mouth
Yeah if I had a girl, she'd go do wah ditty ditty dum ditty dee
She'd tell me how she loves me, and I'd see her around sometime next spring
She'd take it all but my innocence
I lost that in some shit and git
It was broad daylight and she wouldn't quit
I barely got out with my skin, my sin, my skin, my sin
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