Story Behind the Song
mike slashed and burned Ontario.
What an ass.
But alas he got voted in again
with a back-to-back majority.
The moral of the story is
if you do nothing to make change
the status quo stays the same.
Ontario we're fucked.
Lyrics
Stinky Cheeseman (premier)
©1999 Dr. Wah
Ahhh
thank-you ahhh, mister. speaker
Ahhh to the Leader of the coalition
I have that right there to read back to you ahhh...
completely lost...
misterspeaker (laughs) give me two minutes?
I like school
mister. premier
right-wing politician
I’ve got a message for you
Sending it out
I like small classes
Right-wing politician
Hey mister
premier
You know if one can’t educate oneself
they should just remain ignorant
You can cut from the rich and give to the poor
But NO
You cut from the poor and give to the rich
But with your politricks
mike: I’m not saying anything
I say the nerve of that man
I say premier isn’t there anything
Isn’t there anything you can do?
mike: I’m not saying anything
mpp: we quite acknowledge that air is a difficult problem
to solve in this Province
School closings for the poor are not such a bad thing really!
I said hey listen mikey or mickey or whatever they call you
over there in the backrooms
mpp: the system obviously is not working, the system has to be fixed
speaker: order!
In fact mr. speaker...
Right-wing politician
Hey mister
premier
Set us all free from this righteous democracy
I said right NOW!
mpp: we have a spending problem in the Province of Ontario,
not a revenue problem.
Do you think they really understand?
No more!
Are you a stinky cheeseman?
mike: I’m not saying anything
Hey harris!
premier isn’t there anything you can do?
I said premier...
mpp: I’m quite happy to explain why umm...
why we have made this decision
we have made this decision because government spending
has doubled in the last ten years...
I think if one gets sick one should have to pay for it!
And I love my school
Its lunacy against you and me!
mpp: it was never this governments intention to cut...
Oh its a better place, that’s right its going to be a better place!
Increase the homelessness
Throw away the key and lets have democracy
No more
That premier why is he doing all that?
mike: Well I think the members question is a good question
speaker: order! order! order! member, minister take his seat please!
Lock him up!
speaker: do you have a supplementary question?
Yes are you a stinky cheeseman?
mike: uhhhh?
Wow don’t you make a stand?
Do the right thing for a change!
Yeah premier...
Isn’t there anything you can do?
Right-wing politician
Hey mister
premier
I’m totally not getting this!
With your politricks
mpp: I can assure the honourable member that if he has not
received an answer, he is about to receive an answer,
but he has to remember, he has to remember that we are correcting...
mike harris and his celebrities
mike: why are there not enough to go around?
because of the mismanagement, the overspending, the deficits, the barriers...
tax and tax
spend
mpp: more of his celebrities
Right NOW!
Throw away the key!
Set us all free from his stupidity!
Right NOW!
mpp: more of his celebrities
For you and me and everybody else.
I’m sick and tired of this government scam
Were all part of this great big SHAM!
mpp: there are many places where you can buy tuna for ¢69
In fact, even if its not priced at ¢69 quite often you can make a deal to get it for ¢69
(much laughter, the house breaks up!)
speaker: order! order! order! (tuna sandwich please!)
MPP Bob: Since the minister is now on record as saying that he himself has gone and bought tuna for ¢69 a tin—I’m sure he’d like to tell everybody where that is. But I’d like to ask him by way of a supplementary, in response to his answer, which I can honestly say I was not anticipating. So I do not have a text for this but I’d like to ask him when was the last time he bartered for food?
(more laughter)
speaker: minister?
mpp/dealmaker-poet: Ah mister speaker, (ah umm) these are very interesting questions...
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